GREETINGS

Sup fags, I Marisa have created a new blog for the summer. Check it out and do what ever you want with it. http://almostdisco.blogspot.com/

Vintage Sale + Kids with Guns: PWOAH

Well, yesterday. Marisa and I went to a Vintage Sale. We went ape shit and had sex. The end.

August 9

I'll be big enough for both of us to say - Be happy.

Bi-polar or PMS?

With Celeste, parading around Lygon St. late at night.

Dawn Yang

Well I've just recently found out about a womans (Dawn Yang's) amazing plastic surgery process. I applaud her for her effort and achievement.
Dawn Yang is very beautiful indeed, but was not always. :).
She's gorgeous and I envy her.
www.dawnyang.com
Christian Feiciano

Sixteen

As I lay in bed, day-dreaming, thinking about what I'm doing with my life. And thinking of what I wanna do in the future..

I ask myself, is this really what I want? I ask over and over again. Still, the answer is always yes. I'm very happy to say this is who I am and this is who I wanna be. Although scared, nervous of all the posibilities in everything that could go wrong. It's only true that everyone makes mistakes. And when I make those huge mistakes,. I will just look back to now and say, I decided this for myself and I don't always have to look at things in a negative view.

As for now, I seek inspiration, struggling to solve the pieces of the puzzle together. It's very quite exciting, exciting imagining how the puzzle will end. And hoping it's not just a pretty picture at the end, but a dream. A dream that we've all had.

Christian Feliciano

Winter Has Gotten The Best Of Me.

My brain has died. My fingers are about to break off while I type. But for some reason my ears are the most toasty and warm. Why you may ask? Because my undercover lover Jonathan Coulson has purchased me a pair of awesomecool shit "URBAN EARS". Yes my ears are currently having a little no pants party with the arrival of my new headphones. Lately Melbourne's weather has been around the same temperature and probably lower than my kitchen freezer. This is worrying me because of my lack of warm clothing. So I have decided, instead of going to Parklife with the okish line up, I'll just spend a shit load of cash on clothing so I don't get frost bite on my arse.

Mad Dog

SEXPANNTSS

OMGG MAD PUSSY

Old pic of me and my gurl :)

June 1: Winter

Give and take: you take, I give.
That's how it goes right,..? Since I'll never be enough for you.. :)

Don't Let Your Love Be Colder Than Death.

I tasted So Good's Rice milk today. I have to say that my first sip made my taste buds scream swear words at me. Now my tongue hates me and in return I hate it back. Any way. Here is a pic of Steph and me on Brunswick street because you know we are Asian like that. We couldn't stop singing Darwin Deez's Radar Detector and The Virgins, Love is Colder than Death. I also stole a Florence and the Machine poster for my ever growing collection on my bedroom wall. p.s saw the coolest heeled boots and bag in this little leather store, might have to raid the place when I get money.

It's Only Been A Week But I Know That You Are Mine To Keep

YOU ARE A RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAR DETECTORRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Do you ever get that funny feeling in your stomach when you met someone you really reallyy super duper ultra shiny, like?

(not love, that's for old people)

And the world is ending and you want to say something smooth as peanut butter but you just have the biggest brain fart of your life and say something stupid like, wow nice shoes, I see they keep your feet secure from touching the actual ground.

Urghhhh that was the most shittastic compliment/retard brain fart ever. But yeah, I get this feeling a lot. Not telling who with though. It's pretty obvious if I might say. He's pretty "Cool"and he's someone's "Son". JESUS CHRIST! I FOUND THIS AWESOME PHOTO AND MADE ME GO AWESOMECOOLSHITMOTHERFUCKERSSSSS!

Mad Dog

Battle of the Rangas

If I had to go for a red head, it would be the lead singer of two door cinema club. I cant wait till they come to Melbourne, even though I'll be at the Florence gig. WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY PUT THEM ON THE SAME DAY! It was the hardest decision of my life. It made me die a little on the inside. But no one would go with me to two door anyway because they all wanted Florence so two door were kind of disadvantaged from the start.

p.s my new goal in life is to have all 4 pairs of disco pants. God forbid if they release new colours.

Mad Dog

Sometimes I Feel Like Throwing My Hands Up In The Air.

Soz guys. Been neglecting the le blog for a while now, but hey I'm not a full Internet retard.

OK, the only thing that I can think of that has happened that is awesomeshit is that I got tickets for the insanely fast selling Florence and the Machine. OH! And the FOALS new album came out last week! But I haven't been able to buy it yet because I was too busy being at a gay rights rally and getting my hair done...

My hair is so soft and silky now I feel like my life is a massive Pantene ad, so I've pretty much just been flicking my hair from side to side for the past week. Anyway my birthday is in 2 - 3 weeks and I need to start planning shit with Nikki (my vegetable friend). p.s need more money, so if anyone knows of a rich old dude i can marry it will be appreciated.

It's pretty coolcatawesomeshit.

Mad Dog.

The Pierces

Lights on
Ca-Ca-Ca Can I have your number? Can I have your baby? Can we run away together?
I would walk on water.I would walk on fire. I would sell my soul to the devil .And this won't get any easier now. That your heart is beating in my hand. And I've tried not to destroy you baby. Even though we both know I can. Make love with the lights on baby. Tell me what you see. Clear the bed to lie on darlin'. Make a mess of me. Here's my dress to try on baby. Let me be your man. I will call you pretty darlin'. Tell me what I am

I was disgusted with myself.

I could not stop thinking of you.

Sexpants

Um get me these pair of pants and these docs and I'll marry you simple as that.
Thankssloveyalongtime

Mad Pussy

Snob Scilla

When the trust is gone and you really don't believe me when I say I'm leaving.. I'm already gone.
And as far as we have come it still feels like your the one who's precious to you, you're still more precious to you, I'm already gone.

The only Aussie singer who actually knows about music, Jeez we're lucky. Love Snob Scrilla :) check him out darlingchild. I'm pretty sure ya'll have heard one of his songs, the untitled one. It was like on the radio for a bit, I don't know why they stopped playing it so quick, it was such a beautiful song :(.
But anyway I love his whole album (day one), very inspirational sexual orgasm babe.
Kaythankssloveyalongtime

Mad Pussy

Justin Nozuka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IoMOQkBx4
Check out all his songsKAY
Omg Too big to post on this friggen stupid thing, I'm just gonna give ya a link.
Amazing<3333, way better than George Nozuka, so sick of him. Kaythanksbyeloveyalongtime

Mad Puss

ANDRE ICE COLD 3000!

Oh Lord. One of my Favourite videos/song/artists of all time. I've always had a soft spot for Andre 3000. If I would ever see him in real life I'd faint like all the girls in the "Hey Ya" film clip.

Mad Dog

I Forgot a Title.

My mind has IMPLODED! Foals, Two Door cinema Club and Kate Nash have announced side shows all going on sale on the same day( 14th of May). Due to my new saving money regime, I can only pick one to go to. ( I already got tickets for Temper Trap) I'm pretty sure FOALS wins, hands down. My love of Yannis Philippakis has over come this massive decision. Oh my! He's amazing. I'll have to try my hardest not to jump him at Hi-Fi bar. Excitement is going to be the death of me. I can't help it but to jump up and down in my seat at this very moment at the thought of FOALS in Melbourne, breathing the same air , drinking the same water, living in the same city. You know, all that jazzy shit. FUCK MY LIFE IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOMECOOLSHIT! I can't help but feel that everything has to be boring and crap until July. (besides my birthday in June)

MAD DOG!

Salt in the Wounds.

I'm scarred shitless by snails. Public speaking, heights, blood, creepy men, I can deal with. Snails are a different story. I hate them. Since its getting colder and wetter in Melbourne the swarm of snails are beginning to appear at sun down. This is why I don't go out after dark anymore. Alex says there's nothing to be afraid of, they are nothing more than moving slim that nibble your mail. I wish I could see snails that way. But I can't, I don't know why, they just freak me out, even when I was little. SO! Coulson and I are in the middle of creating necklace chains with salt sachets as pendants as a way of conveniently destroying snails, adding flavour to food or throwing in someone's eyes. See what you can accomplish with a Melbourne Uni student as your best friend/lover/all round cool cat.

p.s That photo was taken before he became a Buddhist monk. He has even less hair now.

Mad Dog.

AMMA BOSS

I don't care anymore
Whatever, whatever.

Chapter 36, Fresh Start.

Christian Feliciano
Mad Pussy

I'm So Indie My Doc is called, Marten.

Cracked open a package fresh from America which was covered in about 170 rolls of cello tape, and to my pleasure were my new docs. They were pretty much visually shouting at me to try them on. Oh My Lord. I was squealing with delight when I saw how beautiful they were. My lovely older sister who works for Emirates Airlines sent me these bad ass shoes as a gift of love. Being the youngest child of a Family who are predominantly fashion designers has it's advantages. p.s I lost one pair of my acid wash jeans. I'm pretty pissed about this. Thinking of putting tracking devices on all my belongings. Oh Yeah. I finally have the confidence to wear my front fringe with pride. I've been hiding it for the last 2 months, scared shitless of being called Asian. Even though I am technically, Asian. Whatever. I hate you all anyway.

Mad Dog

Citizen Cope

Love Citizen Cope, one of my all time favourites. Check him out
Mad Pussy

Did I Strangle You With My Love? Think I Saw It Wrapped Around Your Throat.

This post is absolutely pointless. I just really like this song and can't stop singing it badly to my friends. Look out for a half caste Asian girl shouting this at the top of her lungs on a Saturday night in Melbourne. If you do find me, I'll give you a used met card with some of my awesomecool drawings on them. Oh yeah. I really want an army jacket. Just putting it out there for all you guys since my birthday is coming up... It actually isn't. I was born in June. (:

Mad Dog

Cassie is my bitch

If you keep this up there's bound to be a mess cuz I ain't really like the rest. Put to the test I could surely pass. You better do the math. I'm so stylish, so bossy. It'd be ashamed to say you lost me. But if you want that it's a wrap and I won't look back
You're thirsty, so thirsty, It's not my fault. You had a glass waiting for you but you ain't come. That's how you feel, what you want. Then you shouldn't try to front.Kept it real, told me that. Now you're trying to get me back, oh

This Filipina bad girl all up in mah grillz! Love her sluttiness all round baby, sure to inspire all ya'll bimbo's. Marry me Cassie! I love you
Mad Pussy

"Yeah I'm a free spirit, I hitch hike everywhere. Sorry. I have to take this call, it's my manager."

I miss the old Angus Stone. Before he decided to become a big grizzle bear and threw away his razors. Stephanie and I used to swoon over him and now, we sort of just go. "WHERE'S HIS FACE? ALL I SEE IS HAIR AND EYES"

Mad Dog

The Art Of Bull Shitting.

Ever been in an awkward situation where everyone is singing a song that you barely ever heard before and try to join in on all the fun?

I find myself constantly in this position. I might invest in a mini lyrics book of every song there is and tie it around my neck. Just for safe keeping. When you can't make up the words to the song or try to predict them you sort of just start to sing in a new foreign language that fits into the melody. This is when you give the best performance of your life. The best song to do that is this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwh0Wn5vVwE

I can not make out what he is saying. Like at all. Probably only "STICKS AND STONES" and that's about it.

Mad Dog

ENOUGH WITH THE TRICKS! SHOW US YOUR DICK!

He's quite possible the love child of Alex Turner and the previous Doctor Who (David Tennant). My awesome, curvy friend Heather Fookin' Feeley is undeniable in love with him. It all started out when we accidentally walked in looking for vampire teeth and all of a sudden a gush of wind blew in our faces and all we see is this hot as dude behind the counter asking if we needed assistance. Her heart instantly melted. Mine sort of just went "meh" what ever, give me the teeth in the cabinet. Every week she has been going into Bernard's Magic shop on Elizabeth Street buying all this magic crap just to see him. My reaction to this was "you idiot". Any way. I think he will call her and they will get married and have a pretty fucken spectacular wedding with rabbits coming out of hats and fire breathing rats, oh and maybe a good coin trick or two.

Mad Dog

I've Been Bad. Like The Bad Ass That I Am.

I should be locked away.

I was trying to save my money for more mature adult things, like buying a house or investing in shares on the asx. But I'm the biggest adult child of all time. Shiny things excite me. And these babies are extremely shiny and smell like bubble gum. BONUS. It was an impulse buy, but MY GOD it was a good one.

Say hello to the latest item to my wardrobe.

Mad Dog.

Pants Disco.. In My Pants.

On Monday I woke up early to purchase some tickets to The Strokes. Unfortunately the lady who worked there took one look at me and said "No", I only had just walked into the venue. With this massive bummer on my morning of not getting tickets and being in the city of Melbourne by myself at 9 am. I decided I should cheer myself up with a little retail therapy. To sum it all up, I spent a massive amount of money at American Apparel and talked to the ginger hippie at the counter for a bit. Oh yeah. I am now sporting a pair of ultra stylin' DISCO PANTS! and a shit load of other bangin' threads.

Mad Dog.

While My Brain Explodes With Excitement I Can Still Keep A Straight Face.

THANK THE LORD!

THE SPLENDOUR ON THE GRASS LINE UP IS THE MOST EPIC THING OF AUSTRALIAN HISTORY!

To cut it short. My babies are coming down under to preform and I will be at the closest ticket master waiting in line for tickets for all the sideshows.

Money is not a problem when it comes to these musicians and I will stop at nothing.

WHORE MAH GAWD I'M ABOUT TO DIE OF TOO MUCH JOY!

Oh Yannis, you melt my heart.

Mad Dog.

Drop-crotch

Drop crotch pants are HUGE within the fashion community right now. DEAR GOD, they are f*cking hot. I hail MC hammer for this, too bad he didn't get that much credit from it.

Buy me a pair. Thankzz

Christian Feliciano

Changing my ways

Thinking I'm so mature to think this way. I'm like, soo wrong. Realized that I have to learn to overcome all these feelings, all the clingy-ness and obsessiveness just shows how depended I am on relationships and how naive I am about love.
Hence, I need to learn how to adore and love myself before I love another, become more independent.
I shall be teach myself how to play with love, for I am.. still very young.
Well, in other words.. I'MMA FUCKING SLUT IT OUT BABYYYY. :)


Joella Perez

RED HEADS UNITE!

It has occurred to me that rangas are slowly taking over the world. The scientists that said that this race of human was dying out were lying. ALL FUCKEN LIES! Here is my proof that gingers are becoming the hip new thing and future overlords. VIVIENE WESTWOOD, FLORENCE WELCH, THE DUDE FROM LATE OF THE PIER, THE LEAD SINGER OF TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB!, THE LADY ON MY BUS IN THE MORNING, THE GUY AT AMERICAN APPAREL, LA ROUX aka ELLY JACKSON and shit loads more. I feel a revolution coming on.

Mad Dog.

Coke and dope til' we end up broke

Sometimes I wish I could stop taking relationships seriously, I'm too young to play with love
Expect emo and every shit to come from me, I'm in that mood, and impeccable humor from Marisa. My little cousin says: What happened to you? You used to be fun.
Broke my heart

Achelya, Vogue cigarettes.

Marisa Yvette Turner

Why Helloooo Blogosphere.

My dear old friend Christian and I decided to create a lovely combined blog about shit all.

First things first. I am an eighteen year old girl chillin' with my neighbours cat because my parents don't like animals. I don't understand this hatred towards animals since my brother still lives with us. BOOOMM TISHHH. Didn't laugh? Well then fuck you nark. All I can say is you can be expecting great puns and lame jokes along side some amateur photography and youtube videos that make me play them on repeat.

Christian Feliciano

Firstly, let me start by introducing myself.
My name is Christian Feliciano, Xtian or Chris for short. Residing in the Western suburbs of Melbourne. Born on July 21st 1994, making me a Cancerian. Tell you what, I'm cancerian right to the bone; Every sort of emotion runs through my veins, good or bad it'll hit me to the core. I could say I don't care what people think, but that'd be a lie. I care about anything and everything people throw at my face. Due to that, I dislike people very easily. Not very smart notifying everyone that, but it's the truth and I hate it.
I'm pretty mature for my age, I'm an old person trapped in a young boys body, no seriously. Time goes by very slow for me because I'm not enjoying adolescence. I have a really bad obsessive-love disorder.

Love company, having fun, living life. Into photography, exploring, trying out new things, buying new things.

But that's all for now because It's getting late. :)

Ciao.