Citizen Cope

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Mad Pussy

Did I Strangle You With My Love? Think I Saw It Wrapped Around Your Throat.

This post is absolutely pointless. I just really like this song and can't stop singing it badly to my friends. Look out for a half caste Asian girl shouting this at the top of her lungs on a Saturday night in Melbourne. If you do find me, I'll give you a used met card with some of my awesomecool drawings on them. Oh yeah. I really want an army jacket. Just putting it out there for all you guys since my birthday is coming up... It actually isn't. I was born in June. (:

Mad Dog

Cassie is my bitch

If you keep this up there's bound to be a mess cuz I ain't really like the rest. Put to the test I could surely pass. You better do the math. I'm so stylish, so bossy. It'd be ashamed to say you lost me. But if you want that it's a wrap and I won't look back
You're thirsty, so thirsty, It's not my fault. You had a glass waiting for you but you ain't come. That's how you feel, what you want. Then you shouldn't try to front.Kept it real, told me that. Now you're trying to get me back, oh

This Filipina bad girl all up in mah grillz! Love her sluttiness all round baby, sure to inspire all ya'll bimbo's. Marry me Cassie! I love you
Mad Pussy

"Yeah I'm a free spirit, I hitch hike everywhere. Sorry. I have to take this call, it's my manager."

I miss the old Angus Stone. Before he decided to become a big grizzle bear and threw away his razors. Stephanie and I used to swoon over him and now, we sort of just go. "WHERE'S HIS FACE? ALL I SEE IS HAIR AND EYES"

Mad Dog

The Art Of Bull Shitting.

Ever been in an awkward situation where everyone is singing a song that you barely ever heard before and try to join in on all the fun?

I find myself constantly in this position. I might invest in a mini lyrics book of every song there is and tie it around my neck. Just for safe keeping. When you can't make up the words to the song or try to predict them you sort of just start to sing in a new foreign language that fits into the melody. This is when you give the best performance of your life. The best song to do that is this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwh0Wn5vVwE

I can not make out what he is saying. Like at all. Probably only "STICKS AND STONES" and that's about it.

Mad Dog

ENOUGH WITH THE TRICKS! SHOW US YOUR DICK!

He's quite possible the love child of Alex Turner and the previous Doctor Who (David Tennant). My awesome, curvy friend Heather Fookin' Feeley is undeniable in love with him. It all started out when we accidentally walked in looking for vampire teeth and all of a sudden a gush of wind blew in our faces and all we see is this hot as dude behind the counter asking if we needed assistance. Her heart instantly melted. Mine sort of just went "meh" what ever, give me the teeth in the cabinet. Every week she has been going into Bernard's Magic shop on Elizabeth Street buying all this magic crap just to see him. My reaction to this was "you idiot". Any way. I think he will call her and they will get married and have a pretty fucken spectacular wedding with rabbits coming out of hats and fire breathing rats, oh and maybe a good coin trick or two.

Mad Dog

I've Been Bad. Like The Bad Ass That I Am.

I should be locked away.

I was trying to save my money for more mature adult things, like buying a house or investing in shares on the asx. But I'm the biggest adult child of all time. Shiny things excite me. And these babies are extremely shiny and smell like bubble gum. BONUS. It was an impulse buy, but MY GOD it was a good one.

Say hello to the latest item to my wardrobe.

Mad Dog.

Pants Disco.. In My Pants.

On Monday I woke up early to purchase some tickets to The Strokes. Unfortunately the lady who worked there took one look at me and said "No", I only had just walked into the venue. With this massive bummer on my morning of not getting tickets and being in the city of Melbourne by myself at 9 am. I decided I should cheer myself up with a little retail therapy. To sum it all up, I spent a massive amount of money at American Apparel and talked to the ginger hippie at the counter for a bit. Oh yeah. I am now sporting a pair of ultra stylin' DISCO PANTS! and a shit load of other bangin' threads.

Mad Dog.

While My Brain Explodes With Excitement I Can Still Keep A Straight Face.

THANK THE LORD!

THE SPLENDOUR ON THE GRASS LINE UP IS THE MOST EPIC THING OF AUSTRALIAN HISTORY!

To cut it short. My babies are coming down under to preform and I will be at the closest ticket master waiting in line for tickets for all the sideshows.

Money is not a problem when it comes to these musicians and I will stop at nothing.

WHORE MAH GAWD I'M ABOUT TO DIE OF TOO MUCH JOY!

Oh Yannis, you melt my heart.

Mad Dog.

Drop-crotch

Drop crotch pants are HUGE within the fashion community right now. DEAR GOD, they are f*cking hot. I hail MC hammer for this, too bad he didn't get that much credit from it.

Buy me a pair. Thankzz

Christian Feliciano

Changing my ways

Thinking I'm so mature to think this way. I'm like, soo wrong. Realized that I have to learn to overcome all these feelings, all the clingy-ness and obsessiveness just shows how depended I am on relationships and how naive I am about love.
Hence, I need to learn how to adore and love myself before I love another, become more independent.
I shall be teach myself how to play with love, for I am.. still very young.
Well, in other words.. I'MMA FUCKING SLUT IT OUT BABYYYY. :)


Joella Perez

RED HEADS UNITE!

It has occurred to me that rangas are slowly taking over the world. The scientists that said that this race of human was dying out were lying. ALL FUCKEN LIES! Here is my proof that gingers are becoming the hip new thing and future overlords. VIVIENE WESTWOOD, FLORENCE WELCH, THE DUDE FROM LATE OF THE PIER, THE LEAD SINGER OF TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB!, THE LADY ON MY BUS IN THE MORNING, THE GUY AT AMERICAN APPAREL, LA ROUX aka ELLY JACKSON and shit loads more. I feel a revolution coming on.

Mad Dog.

Coke and dope til' we end up broke

Sometimes I wish I could stop taking relationships seriously, I'm too young to play with love
Expect emo and every shit to come from me, I'm in that mood, and impeccable humor from Marisa. My little cousin says: What happened to you? You used to be fun.
Broke my heart

Achelya, Vogue cigarettes.

Marisa Yvette Turner

Why Helloooo Blogosphere.

My dear old friend Christian and I decided to create a lovely combined blog about shit all.

First things first. I am an eighteen year old girl chillin' with my neighbours cat because my parents don't like animals. I don't understand this hatred towards animals since my brother still lives with us. BOOOMM TISHHH. Didn't laugh? Well then fuck you nark. All I can say is you can be expecting great puns and lame jokes along side some amateur photography and youtube videos that make me play them on repeat.

Christian Feliciano

Firstly, let me start by introducing myself.
My name is Christian Feliciano, Xtian or Chris for short. Residing in the Western suburbs of Melbourne. Born on July 21st 1994, making me a Cancerian. Tell you what, I'm cancerian right to the bone; Every sort of emotion runs through my veins, good or bad it'll hit me to the core. I could say I don't care what people think, but that'd be a lie. I care about anything and everything people throw at my face. Due to that, I dislike people very easily. Not very smart notifying everyone that, but it's the truth and I hate it.
I'm pretty mature for my age, I'm an old person trapped in a young boys body, no seriously. Time goes by very slow for me because I'm not enjoying adolescence. I have a really bad obsessive-love disorder.

Love company, having fun, living life. Into photography, exploring, trying out new things, buying new things.

But that's all for now because It's getting late. :)

Ciao.